Linda Belcher is the type of mom I’m going to be.

(Source: crunchrapsupreme, via rinceya)

Jessie Spano Feelings Situation

I have a first date tomorrow and am equal parts excited/nauseated (all we’re doing is going to Starbucks). Any tips? Or stories? I’m really just trying to stay positive and not all Liz Lemon about it.

ridge:

i love learning useless information 

ridge:

i love learning useless information 

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I THINK THIS EVERY TIME I PASS UP DESSERT.
RIGHT?! It’s not like I cured cancer or anything, I just put off Diabetes for one more day.
gold star! I ate a salad on Wednesday and I’m still waiting for my Major Award.
Congrats to you!  Omg, a Major Award.  We all need those some days, you know?

I didn’t get a cookie at lunch.

I feel like I should get a parade.

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laughterkey:

hermionejg:

fiddleyoumust:

But, does entertainmentwise actually know what Jack Whitehall looks like? 

I know it’s hard to look at anyone other than Harry Styles, entertainmentwise, but Jack Whitehall is LITERALLY RIGHT THERE.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH This is fucking great

We are truly in the age of journalism fuck ups.

laughterkey:

hermionejg:

fiddleyoumust:

But, does entertainmentwise actually know what Jack Whitehall looks like? 

I know it’s hard to look at anyone other than Harry Styles, entertainmentwise, but Jack Whitehall is LITERALLY RIGHT THERE.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH This is fucking great

We are truly in the age of journalism fuck ups.

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peoplecaringloudlyatme:

Look at what Seth Meyers has framed in his office.

peoplecaringloudlyatme:

Look at what Seth Meyers has framed in his office.

(via laughterkey)

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circusgifs:

Tweets & Emails : Ass mode !

+ bonus

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themaidenofthetree:

I want you to imagine a ten year old version of yourself sitting right there on this couch. Now this is the little girl who first believed that she was fat, and ugly, and an embarrassment.

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huffposttv:

We’ll always have the elevator.

(Source: anniedison, via laughterkey)

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