mydrunkkitchen:

this is all I need

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awwww-cute:

He’s small, he’s scruffy, and he loves his little cape.

awwww-cute:

He’s small, he’s scruffy, and he loves his little cape.

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We are friends long enough now that [Tina Fey] is technically my wife. Though she’s yet to agree to take my hand in marriage, I think common law now proves that we are technically comedy wives.- Amy Poehler

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picklesandwine:

 (x)

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mostlysignssomeportents:

Oxford comma catastrophe

mostlysignssomeportents:

Oxford comma catastrophe

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lecookfa:

my life.

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"…the older I get, the more I see how women are described as having gone mad, when what they’ve actually become is knowledgeable and powerful and fucking furious."

Sophie Heawood. (via morston)

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smallstrawhat:

i wish aziz ansari as Tom Haverford would have been the one to announce the new apple watch because that’s such a him idea. (tom haverford voice) It’s a watch…. *finger guns* that makes phonecalls. It’s a watch… *finger guns* that lets you control the temperature of any room. I call it (long pause, looks straight into the camera) Watch the Throne.

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