Linda Belcher is the type of mom I’m going to be.
breanne. 28. michigan. Enjoys yoga pants, a good sandwich, & cleaning out the DVR. Loves nachos, people watching, ampersands, & gifs of surprised faces.
I have a first date tomorrow and am equal parts excited/nauseated (all we’re doing is going to Starbucks). Any tips? Or stories? I’m really just trying to stay positive and not all Liz Lemon about it.
I THINK THIS EVERY TIME I PASS UP DESSERT.RIGHT?! It’s not like I cured cancer or anything, I just put off Diabetes for one more day.
I feel like I should get a parade.
But, does entertainmentwise actually know what Jack Whitehall looks like?
I know it’s hard to look at anyone other than Harry Styles, entertainmentwise, but Jack Whitehall is LITERALLY RIGHT THERE.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH This is fucking great
We are truly in the age of journalism fuck ups.
I want you to imagine a ten year old version of yourself sitting right there on this couch. Now this is the little girl who first believed that she was fat, and ugly, and an embarrassment.