this is all I need
breanne. 28. michigan. Enjoys yoga pants, a good sandwich, & cleaning out the DVR. Loves nachos, people watching, ampersands, & gifs of surprised faces.
“We are friends long enough now that [Tina Fey] is technically my wife. Though she’s yet to agree to take my hand in marriage, I think common law now proves that we are technically comedy wives.” - Amy Poehler
i wish aziz ansari as Tom Haverford would have been the one to announce the new apple watch because that’s such a him idea. (tom haverford voice) It’s a watch…. *finger guns* that makes phonecalls. It’s a watch… *finger guns* that lets you control the temperature of any room. I call it (long pause, looks straight into the camera) Watch the Throne.